I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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