I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Randomize
