Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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