sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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