george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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