You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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