And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
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My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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