i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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