playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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