how can u be prego again
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Randomize
