I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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