I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I'm like, not good at living.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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