But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Come share oat with me in your robe
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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