A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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