i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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