Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
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Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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