It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
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I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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