Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
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I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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