What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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