white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
You're like the curious george of whores
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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