I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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