the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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