Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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