This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
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I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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