I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
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still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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