Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?