did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
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I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
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I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!