Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
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Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights