We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
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that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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