I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
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I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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