So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
You're breaking my sexual little heart
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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