he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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