hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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