I don't think brook has ever known best
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
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He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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