Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
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we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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