I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
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I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
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This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
whose ass print is on the piano?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
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Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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