Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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