At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
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i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
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You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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