Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
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She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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