Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
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If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
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His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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