those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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