Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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