ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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