I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Randomize
