So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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