Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Randomize
