how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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