that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Slut skills are useful in every country.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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