Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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