My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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