508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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