Why are handjobs necessary in class?
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He did a backflip because drugs
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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