I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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