We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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