so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
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I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
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I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
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Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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